Monday, March 19, 2007

Happy Mothership Day


Well Happy Mothership Evening to be more precise, but it was totally worth the wait.

Spent the morning in bed with one of those horrible 2 day hormonal headaches that us middle aged ladies get. Crawled over to the church hall at lunch time for a celebration lunch for our friend's adoption of their daughter, which was really good, then we went to the Daughter and Olliphant's for dinner. The Daughter had a bit of a marathon day, with her in-laws for lunch and then us and all the Childers (except Carla who was called away to Lewes for work - we missed you Carla!) in the evening. Tobiwan cooked a really nice Pork and Cider thing and the Daughter made Mississippi Mud Pie and I got lots of flowers and cards. I have the best Childers in the world and I love them to bits!!!

So the diet was on hold for today and I'm dreading getting on the scales tomorrow. Struggling to break the 11stone barrier, even with the Reductil! But those size 12 Jeans are still calling.............

Live From Abbey Road is sounding good, with the Zutons amongst others, but it is late and my headache is still hovering and I'm away to my bed


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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Beach Baby

11 stone 1lb this morning no matter how many times I kicked the scales, so we went for a walk on the beach. I tried out my sexy walking poles (which friends Doctor John and his Lady Jane kindly bought me for my birthday last year) and they worked very well, allowing me to walk further than I would usually manage even if I did look like I was trying to ski on shingle. I think the TSE machine is helping too, so we may have to start saving! Didn't sleep that well last night though, woke up several times with a different earworm each time - Raindrops keep Falling on My Head (I hate that song!!!), You Are the Sunshine of My Life, Why Does it Always Rain on Me and, just in case you thought I had a weather thing going on there, Don't Sleep in the Subway Darling - my mind is such a strange place.
I can't believe how little we go to the beach - how stupid is it to live so near to such a beautiful place as this and hardly ever go there?? Tobiwan told J the other day that when the Strangeboys make it big he will buy us a house anywhere we want as long as it is in New Ash Green, but I would really miss living by the sea. I am determined that one way or another we will improve our quality of life this year and along with stopping being a bloater, that means lots more time on the beach!!
Ok, so there has been some very serious blogging going on (J and Elbel have always been serious bloggers of course, but now it seems that even Tobiwan is dropping some heavy stuff in amongst the ephemera) and I am going to join in, cos' I think I might have some stuff to say (then again, I might not) but you will have to wait because all you are getting today is a joke that appealed to the manager in me.
A man is flying in a hot air ballon and realises that he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. Lowering the balloon further he shouts out, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend that I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and betwen 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer", says the balloonist.
"I am, how did you know?"
"Well, everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
"You must be a manager."
"I am, but how did you know?"
"Well, you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is that you are in exactly the same position as you were in before we me, but now somehow it is my fault."
I am away to see a baby (I hope)


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Monday, March 12, 2007

Cherry Blossom Blues

Funny sort of day really. The sunshine was welcome and loads of beautiful blossom around made for a very pleasant drive out to Hailsham this morning. On the other hand I ran out of petrol for the second time in 24 hours - entirely due to my own stupidity - don't want to talk about it.

Was in a meeting today where they were talking about the DfES Social and Emotional Aspects of Learning agenda and all the ways schools need to address the issues to ensure the social and emotional needs of the children and I just got so cross!!! Everything we know about child development and all sorts of excellent research from all over the world and going back for years, tells us that vital social and emotional development takes place up to the age of 6 and that if you put children into formal education before 6 at the earliest, you interfere with this development and not only that, there is good research to show that children do better academically as well if they start formal education later - aaarrrrghhh. Lecture over

At the risk of going all Bridget Jones on you I am going to use my blog to record the progress of my diet. It might be boring but it's my blog and I am a desperate woman and publishing my shame on the internets might just help spur me on (even if no-one reads it). My first problem is that I am fairly certain that my scales weigh around half a stone light - I really need to check them out properly or get some new ones. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago my GP promised me that if I could lose 4-5lbs on my own, he would give me Reductil, so I'm planning to go back on Wednesday and hold him to it. My scales say that I am 11 stone 2 and I want to be under 10 stone on my scales by April 29th. My GP reckons that I will lose a stone and within a year I will have put on two stone - we shall see!! In the meantime I am hungry, hungry hungry!! And please don't anyone tell me that I should mind what I weigh or that I shouldn't diet. I feel uncomfortable and none of my clothes fit and being anything more than 10 stone makes my back hurt more - so there.


Talking of back pain, I am as we speak, wired to a new-fangled machine that promises great things in the pain relief department using something called Transcutaneous Spinal Electroanalgesia or TSE. A friend has very kindly lend me this expensive gadget and he swears by it. Well I never found TENS much good, but this is supposed to be much better - so watch this space.


Here are some more of those things we all say and what they really mean


Generally = I'm the only person who believes this


I think that = Nobody else agrees with me


Incidentally = I've just remembered a good story


In my honest opinion = I don't believe a word of this


In the not too distant future = It's never going to happen


People think = I don't know what I think


Perhaps this means = Perhaps it doesn't


Reportedly = I need to give my words some extra weight


Simply put = Everything before has been a lot of waffle


Supposedly = This definitely isn't true


The point I am trying to make = Nobody is listening to me


I am away to disconnect myself


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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Had Dirt to Scratch and Eggs to Lay

Been busy busy busy. Work is pretty bad right now and I haven't had a day off for a while - worked the last two Satudays and had youth etc on Sundays.

Still here I am and you have my undivided attention unless I fall asleep. Tobiwan asked on his blog if anyone else couldn't wait until Summer. Well for those of you who don't know me so well I will recount a conversation I had with the Daughter over lunch last Friday week - it went something like this:

Me: "I'm cold, I hate this time of year, it was all sunny this morning so I put on a thinner pair of trousers and now it is freezing. I take this time of year very personally, I think the weather is deliberately trying to taunt me by pretending the Winter is over and it is getting warmer and then saying 'Ha, Ha, got you' and turning cold and miserable again."

Caelie: " Well, it is better than Winter!"

Me: "I hate Winter too and the Autumn."

Caelie: "So basically you just like the two weeks in the Summer when it is hot."

Me: "Basically, yes!"

So, the Princess and her two Offspring were round today for lunch, along with Twoson and the Girlfriend, which was very nice indeed and the Princess gave me some lovely flowers..........



........ and a bottle of wine. We gave her Boston Baked Beans, which gave her tummy ache (sorry Princess!). Still at least J cooked them not me!

I read an article in the Guardian recently that was talking about email addiction and the fact that some people (not to be racist, but some Americans to be precise) are having to be treated for this affliction. Basically the article was saying that the psychological phenomenon is the same as that seen in rats pushing a lever for food. If the rat gets a food pellet (gratification) every time it pushes the lever then it only pushes the lever when it is hungry. However if the food pellet only appears randomly when the lever is pushed, then the rat will push it frequently as it never knows when it is going to get gratification. So people become addicted to checking their emails because the gratification is random and could come at any time. Perhaps the answer is for the internets to be re-organised so that we receive our emails once a day like snail mail or alternatively we could all go out and get a life!!








I am away to my boiled egg (not even any toastie soldiers - the diet must be obeyed, I will get back into my size 12 Jeans by the end of April!!!)

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  • From Hastings, E. Sussex, United Kingdom
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