Turkey Princess Dreams
Eight turkey pieces shaped as hearts, diamonds and crowns, coated in light crispy crumb and packaged in a pink, fairytale design box.The manufactuer claims that, " Bernard Matthews will bring little girls dreams to reality with the first ever 'girl' - orientated frozen shaped product."
If it is true that little girls dream of turkey pieces shaped as hearts, diamonds and crowns we are in serious trouble!!!!!
Oh my life!
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:11 pm
I think that subconsciously I am disturbed by the man I imagine to be Bernard Matthews (i know there probably isn't really just one man anymore). Maybe a self-made, pig-farming millionaire who owns a huge Lancashire estate. In fact, I know exactly who I'm thinking of - Amy's father from Blackadder III in the Amy and Amiability episode. It makes me a bit uneasy when I link him with little girls' princess dreams!
Posted by
El |
6:15 pm
I'm just feeling distinctly ill at the whole prospect
Posted by
John |
10:26 am
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