Excuses Excuses
Haven't got any really, just same old, same old.
Still, I thought I would treat you to a picture of the baby that I told you I was going to see; her name is Summer. Her mother believes that she has given birth to the most beautiful baby that has ever been born and her grandmother agrees, however I am afraid that they are mistaken (lovely though she is) because I distinctly remember giving birth myself to the four most beautiful babies that have ever been born between 25 and 21 years ago.
Nearly down to 10 and a half stone (although of course my scales still weigh about half a stone light!) but sadly somewhat behind my target. No Easter eggs for me :(
Mercifully short my offering today. The following are shamelessy cribbed from the Princess:
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Every pun intented!
I'm away to finish my book, so I don't make a complete numpty of myself at Book Group tomorrow.
Labels: Baby Summer
Hi
Baby summer is sort of babyish! Isn't summer an awfully old sounding name? Never thought of that before. Maybe should be spring until she's about 7!
Well done so far on your mission pity about the easter eggs...just one Creme egg maybe. No ok buy one for yourself and have your own Easter when you're at your fighting weight. Promise?
Your new profile pic is great by the way. I'm lovin' it!
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